1 00:00:00,825 --> 00:00:02,025 Previously on The Big C... 2 00:00:02,026 --> 00:00:02,926 How does your husband feel? 3 00:00:02,927 --> 00:00:03,860 I haven't told him yet. 4 00:00:03,861 --> 00:00:04,895 Tell someone, Cathy. 5 00:00:06,197 --> 00:00:07,764 - Hi, Cathy. It's Dr. Miller. - Who's that? 6 00:00:07,765 --> 00:00:09,866 I've been meaning to talk to you about something. 7 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:11,134 This is what you mean by fun? 8 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:12,869 A little Dr. fun on the side? 9 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:14,471 Is that why I'm sleeping on my sister's couch? 10 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,072 Your dad isn't living here 11 00:00:16,073 --> 00:00:17,807 because I only wanted to raise one kid, and I chose you. 12 00:00:17,808 --> 00:00:19,876 And from now on, I'm gonna raise you so hard 13 00:00:19,877 --> 00:00:21,211 your head's gonna spin. 14 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:23,947 I'll pay you 100 bucks for every pound you lose. 15 00:00:23,948 --> 00:00:25,282 You don't have permits for this job. 16 00:00:25,283 --> 00:00:26,283 One of your neighbors complained. 17 00:00:26,284 --> 00:00:27,284 Which one? 18 00:00:27,285 --> 00:00:28,585 You're a pain in the ass. 19 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,287 Well, guess who's not gonna swim in my pool. 20 00:00:30,288 --> 00:00:32,055 I want to be the one to spill the fruit punch. 21 00:00:32,056 --> 00:00:34,157 But you're not the spilling the fruit punch type. 22 00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:36,459 I'm gonna burn my couch in the backyard on Friday. 23 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:38,094 You're starting to get your weird back, sis. 24 00:00:38,095 --> 00:00:39,496 You have no idea. 25 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:49,397 Sync by honeybunny 00:03:51,387 That always backfires. 87 00:03:51,388 --> 00:03:53,856 So does binge eating. 88 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:55,458 But then at least I get to fall asleep 89 00:03:55,459 --> 00:03:57,160 with the taste of frosting in my mouth. 90 00:03:57,161 --> 00:03:59,162 Do you do any exercise? 91 00:03:59,163 --> 00:04:00,496 All the time. 92 00:04:00,497 --> 00:04:02,732 I'm training for a triathlon right now. 93 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:04,567 These are my running shoes. 94 00:04:04,568 --> 00:04:07,236 Well, research shows that you get 95 00:04:07,237 --> 00:04:09,172 just as much out of walking as jogging. 96 00:04:09,173 --> 00:04:11,741 By research, do you mean Glamour magazine, 97 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:13,276 because I read that article too. 98 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:14,844 Just walk. 99 00:04:14,845 --> 00:04:18,514 Walk around the track or up and down the street 100 00:04:18,515 --> 00:04:22,251 or in place, but just walk. 101 00:04:22,252 --> 00:04:24,453 For 100 bucks a pound, I'll do it, 102 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:27,190 but I'm pretty sure another bikini season will pass me by. 103 00:04:27,191 --> 00:04:30,593 Heh! Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone. 104 00:04:30,594 --> 00:04:33,396 I guess that's why naked Nancy lets it all hang out. 105 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:35,698 Who's naked Nancy? 106 00:04:35,699 --> 00:04:39,168 You've never been to the roof? 107 00:04:58,655 --> 00:04:59,655 Oh, yeah. 108 00:04:59,656 --> 00:05:00,957 Whew! 109 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,491 Oh! 110 00:05:02,492 --> 00:05:04,360 Mr. Adelman! 111 00:05:04,361 --> 00:05:05,628 Sorry. 112 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:07,196 Put that away. 113 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,798 Yep. 114 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:10,299 Just checking the ac. 115 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:20,076 So what kind of timeframe are we talking about? 116 00:05:20,077 --> 00:05:22,411 - I couldn't say for sure. - Ballpark it. 117 00:05:22,412 --> 00:05:24,213 I need to plan my clothing allowance. 118 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:25,781 Well, melanoma can be tricky, you know? 119 00:05:25,782 --> 00:05:27,049 It can take a lot of different paths. 120 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,784 But at least a year, right? 121 00:05:28,785 --> 00:05:29,919 I would think. 122 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,088 - Year and a half? - Possible. 123 00:05:32,089 --> 00:05:34,523 Three to five? 124 00:05:34,524 --> 00:05:37,526 We can hope. 125 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,996 You're sure they didn't come up with a cure this week? 126 00:05:39,997 --> 00:05:41,964 You call me right away if they did. 127 00:05:41,965 --> 00:05:43,766 Don't give that job to a lazy nurse. 128 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:45,034 We've talked about the clinical trials. 129 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:46,335 We've discussed interleukin-2. 130 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:47,637 But I just remember you saying 131 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,506 there's no really effective treatment. 132 00:05:50,507 --> 00:05:53,509 Is that still true? 133 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:54,710 Sorry. 134 00:05:54,711 --> 00:05:57,346 The silver lining is, I'll be gone 135 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:59,282 before my wrinkles get too deep. 136 00:05:59,283 --> 00:06:00,783 See you later, eye cream. 137 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:05,187 Let's open up your robe and take a look. 138 00:06:05,188 --> 00:06:06,956 I know you mean that clinically, 139 00:06:06,957 --> 00:06:08,157 but I still, somehow, 140 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:10,559 I feel like I'm cheating on my husband. 141 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,562 He's actually never seen me naked under fluorescents. 142 00:06:13,563 --> 00:06:15,064 I don't think he's ever seen me 143 00:06:15,065 --> 00:06:16,699 in direct light of any kind. 144 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,035 Well, I've seen you inside and out, 145 00:06:19,036 --> 00:06:21,270 so there's no need to feel uncomfortable. 146 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:23,439 I saw someone sunbathing naked today. 147 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,341 She was in her backyard, but still, 148 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:27,176 I think, what if the gas guy 149 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:29,245 walked back there to check the meter 150 00:06:29,246 --> 00:06:31,414 or some kid looked over the fence, 151 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:32,748 looking for his ball. 152 00:06:32,749 --> 00:06:34,050 I mean, that's what I'd be thinking. 153 00:06:34,051 --> 00:06:35,751 Yeah, well, I hope she was wearing sunscreen, 154 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:40,489 because it's a lot of sensitive skin exposed. 155 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:42,725 It's probably just a body to you. 156 00:06:42,726 --> 00:06:44,427 What do you mean? 157 00:06:44,428 --> 00:06:45,928 It's part of your job, isn't it? 158 00:06:45,929 --> 00:06:48,898 Touching and staring at people's bodies, so... 159 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:50,232 Well, I don't know, I like to think 160 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:51,667 I still have some healthy subjectivity. 161 00:06:54,638 --> 00:06:56,272 What do you think? 162 00:06:57,574 --> 00:06:58,774 Uh... 163 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:00,509 Compared to the thousands you've seen. 164 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,944 Come on. 165 00:07:01,945 --> 00:07:03,079 Don't make me do this. 166 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,348 You can't hurt my feelings. 167 00:07:05,349 --> 00:07:06,515 Bring it. 168 00:07:06,516 --> 00:07:10,853 Cathy, uh... 169 00:07:10,854 --> 00:07:14,223 You're... you're well above average. 170 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:15,458 For my age. 171 00:07:15,459 --> 00:07:18,294 No, for any age, believe me. 172 00:07:18,295 --> 00:07:20,629 Believe me, 'cause, you know, I've seen, 173 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,398 and... and you have... 174 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:26,035 well, you have an awesome rack. 175 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:31,707 I have an awesome rack? 176 00:07:35,946 --> 00:07:38,614 You say "rack"? 177 00:07:38,615 --> 00:07:39,915 Really? 178 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:41,250 Why do I feel like that comment 179 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:42,852 could cost me my medical license? 180 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:44,987 Don't worry about it. 181 00:07:44,988 --> 00:07:46,922 With any luck, you only have about 18 months 182 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:50,092 to feel guilty about it, lucky for you. 183 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:51,627 Not so lucky for me. 184 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,893 Cathy? It's Paul! 185 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:26,796 If you're in the middle of affair sex right now, 186 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,097 could you please put your clothes on 187 00:08:28,098 --> 00:08:30,633 so we can talk? 188 00:08:30,634 --> 00:08:33,602 Sorry for yelling. 189 00:08:33,603 --> 00:08:34,603 I didn't want to barge in on you 190 00:08:34,604 --> 00:08:35,604 and your lover out of respect. 191 00:08:35,605 --> 00:08:36,672 I'm big on respect. 192 00:08:36,673 --> 00:08:37,840 Let's get a dictionary 193 00:08:37,841 --> 00:08:39,108 and look that word up for you. 194 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:40,476 I'm not having an affair, Paul. 195 00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:41,610 That's what everybody who has an affair 196 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:42,711 says in the beginning. 197 00:08:42,712 --> 00:08:43,946 Trust me, I wouldn't even know 198 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:45,181 how to get an affair started. 199 00:08:45,182 --> 00:08:46,682 Sure you would. Same way you got me. 200 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:48,150 Just walk up to some guy, 201 00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:49,051 tell him he has food in his teeth, 202 00:08:49,052 --> 00:08:52,521 and let the sparks fly. 203 00:08:52,522 --> 00:08:57,927 So who's this doctor, then? 204 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:00,896 He's my dermatologist, Paul. 205 00:09:00,897 --> 00:09:02,198 He just was checking in. 206 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:05,067 After he burned some stuff off, I got a little woozy. 207 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,769 Then we need some help figuring this out, 208 00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,037 'cause I don't get it. 209 00:09:08,038 --> 00:09:10,973 I don't get why I'm not living in my own house. 210 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:12,541 I don't get... 211 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:15,945 I don't get why I'm so friggin' thirsty all the time. 212 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:19,148 Must be the adult onset diabetes. 213 00:09:19,149 --> 00:09:22,885 I can't get enough to drink. 214 00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:25,387 That's why. 215 00:09:27,757 --> 00:09:30,025 Huh? 216 00:09:30,026 --> 00:09:31,961 Whenever you get anything out of the cabinet, 217 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,330 you leave the door open every single time. 218 00:09:34,331 --> 00:09:37,132 And me asking you to shut them hasn't worked. 219 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,001 And it doesn't seem fair to keep getting angry 220 00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:40,302 or resenting you for it. 221 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:42,771 It's like Adam not picking up his clothes, 222 00:09:42,772 --> 00:09:45,107 and now all those hours adding up to days 223 00:09:45,108 --> 00:09:47,343 that I've spent closing cabinet doors 224 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,611 and picking up clothes 225 00:09:48,612 --> 00:09:50,513 I now desperately want back. 226 00:09:50,514 --> 00:09:52,248 So that's why. 227 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:56,051 That's as clear as I can make it. 228 00:09:57,821 --> 00:09:59,188 We need therapy. 229 00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:03,025 You know Tony, that guy in HR 230 00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:04,994 with the mail-order bride? 231 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,829 He recommends this therapist 232 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,531 who helped save his marriage. 233 00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:10,833 Therapy doesn't sound like a good time to me. 234 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:15,170 Oh, come on, Cathy. You owe me this at least. 235 00:10:15,171 --> 00:10:16,839 Please. 236 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:21,477 Okay. 237 00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:24,113 Thank you. 238 00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,849 So, uh, you want to call or should I call? 239 00:10:28,552 --> 00:10:32,254 I'll call. Let me call. 240 00:10:33,523 --> 00:10:35,624 It's hot today, isn't it? 241 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,661 It's actually three degrees hotter today in Minneapolis 242 00:10:38,662 --> 00:10:41,430 than it was one year ago, and you know why? 243 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:44,300 Global warming, baby! 244 00:10:44,301 --> 00:10:46,402 If you buy one of these gas guzzlers, 245 00:10:46,403 --> 00:10:50,105 you're just part of the problem! 246 00:10:52,475 --> 00:10:55,210 Nice weapon of mass destruction you're driving. 247 00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:57,112 Put on some clothes! 248 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,081 You're not as hot as you think you are. 249 00:10:59,082 --> 00:11:02,851 What did you say? I can't hear you. 250 00:11:02,852 --> 00:11:05,287 Adam's cleaning out his closets. 251 00:11:05,288 --> 00:11:06,789 He's probably gonna be two inches taller 252 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,390 by the time he gets back from camp. 253 00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:10,993 Here. 254 00:11:10,994 --> 00:11:12,861 You want any of these? 255 00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:14,496 Too young. 256 00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:17,733 Oh! Too ugly. 257 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,135 Made in a sweatshop by Taiwanese infants. 258 00:11:20,136 --> 00:11:21,403 Nice going, sis. 259 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,840 Ooh, these could work. 260 00:11:24,841 --> 00:11:26,976 Oh, my God! 261 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,378 I saw my brother's penis. 262 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:30,913 Somebody shoot me in the eye. 263 00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:33,248 God, nobody noticed. Nobody cares. 264 00:11:33,249 --> 00:11:34,750 But they could have. 265 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:36,452 I mean, there are, like, a hundred people here. 266 00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:38,821 People don't care that much about other people in general. 267 00:11:38,822 --> 00:11:40,556 If they did, they wouldn't be destroying 268 00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:42,691 the world we all live in. 269 00:11:42,692 --> 00:11:44,627 Andrea? 270 00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:49,832 What are you doing? 271 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,133 I'm walking. 272 00:11:51,134 --> 00:11:52,635 And eating chips? 273 00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:54,903 I walked all the way from home and I got hungry. 274 00:11:54,904 --> 00:11:56,538 You told me not to starve myself. 275 00:11:56,539 --> 00:11:58,841 Hi, I'm Sean. 276 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,743 While I generally like your look, 277 00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:02,344 you are sadly the product 278 00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:04,146 of a rich and gluttonous society. 279 00:12:04,147 --> 00:12:06,382 Our excess is killing you. 280 00:12:06,383 --> 00:12:07,816 Buzz off, Jesus. 281 00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:09,218 He a friend of yours? 282 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:12,187 - This is totally non-nutritive. 283 00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,489 You need to eat something 284 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,090 that your body knows how to burn off, 285 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:17,092 like a fruit or a vegetable. 286 00:12:17,093 --> 00:12:18,293 Here, give me those. 287 00:12:18,294 --> 00:12:19,795 No way. I paid for these. 288 00:12:19,796 --> 00:12:21,563 I'll give you ten bucks to throw them away. 289 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:23,332 Fine. 290 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,769 If you're gonna throw them away, I'll take them. 291 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,872 Hey, how come I can't eat them but he can? 292 00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:30,973 I don't care about him. 293 00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:32,541 And I only eat trash. 294 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,510 So do you just drive around town, 295 00:12:34,511 --> 00:12:36,879 commenting on random people's food or what? 296 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,414 Look, she'll never tell you this, 297 00:12:38,415 --> 00:12:40,049 but I'm her brother. 298 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,484 Her secret shame. The itch she can't scratch. 299 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:43,719 Shut your face up. 300 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,287 Jesus is your brother? 301 00:12:45,288 --> 00:12:47,256 That's awesome. 302 00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:50,592 I'm fat, and you've got a brother that eats trash. 303 00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:54,563 Yeah. Everybody's got something. 304 00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:34,169 What's doing? 305 00:13:40,143 --> 00:13:41,944 You're just like your dad. 306 00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:43,579 What, does that mean you're gonna 307 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,080 kick me out of the house then too? 308 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,452 You're not going to soccer camp this summer. 309 00:13:50,453 --> 00:13:52,020 Wait. 310 00:13:52,021 --> 00:13:53,021 Wait, what 311 00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:54,289 no, I'm sorry. 312 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,592 It's... it's too long for you to be away, 313 00:13:56,593 --> 00:13:58,327 and there are still... there are too many things we need to do. 314 00:13:58,328 --> 00:14:00,729 Mom, it's six weeks. 315 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,331 It's not that long. Are you kidding me? 316 00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:04,399 I have a very short window to work with, 317 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,235 if that window hasn't shut already. 318 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,036 But we'll do fun things too. 319 00:14:08,037 --> 00:14:10,439 Mom, you already signed the papers, 320 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,107 and dad wants me to go. 321 00:14:12,108 --> 00:14:16,111 I know. I changed my mind. 322 00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:17,713 I'll... I'll talk to your dad. 323 00:14:17,714 --> 00:14:19,481 No, I'll talk to him. 324 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,750 I mean, he agrees with me about how nuts you are. 325 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,152 You know what? I'm sick of you! 326 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,487 You ruin everything. Jeez! 327 00:14:27,457 --> 00:14:28,957 Her son is a wreck. 328 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,293 She won't let him go to camp, all of a sudden. 329 00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:33,695 And I'm a mess. 330 00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:35,998 And the worst part of it is, somewhere deep down, 331 00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,267 I always knew she was gonna leave me, 332 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,069 and it's like I'm watching my worst fear come true 333 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,739 and there's nothing I can do to stop it. 334 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,974 It's like, on our... on our wedding day, 335 00:14:45,975 --> 00:14:47,943 I couldn't believe how lucky I was 336 00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:49,978 that someone like her wanted to be with someone like me, 337 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:53,015 'cause she's a ten, and I'm, like, a four. 338 00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:55,184 Four to six, depending on the day. 339 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:58,554 And what really makes it sting 340 00:14:58,555 --> 00:15:00,122 is that I haven't felt good about my body 341 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:01,690 for some time now. 342 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:02,991 You know, I've been thinking about going to a doctor, 343 00:15:02,992 --> 00:15:04,493 see if I have a thyroid problem 344 00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:06,995 or... or maybe I just have to get back to the gym. 345 00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:08,530 You made me cancel my gym membership 346 00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:09,731 'cause you said I wasn't going enough, 347 00:15:09,732 --> 00:15:11,066 but I wasn't going because I hurt my knee, 348 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,568 and then when my knee got better, 349 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,336 I couldn't go 'cause I wasn't a member anymore. 350 00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:15,871 But hey, at least we've got the extra 40 bucks 351 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:17,406 in our pocket every month. 352 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,110 What are you thinking about, Cathy? 353 00:15:22,111 --> 00:15:26,215 I'm thinking 354 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,650 how much Adam used to love playing hide and seek 355 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:32,287 with me when he was little. 356 00:15:32,288 --> 00:15:34,156 And I'm simultaneously thinking 357 00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:36,925 I'd really like a vanilla latte right now. 358 00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:43,232 Do you think those two things are related? 359 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,767 Probably not. 360 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,388 We're gonna have fun this summer, Adam. 361 00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:07,522 Maybe you are. 362 00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:08,857 We are. 363 00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:10,959 Without soccer camp. 364 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,700 Paintball. 365 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,903 Wha... what? 366 00:16:20,904 --> 00:16:22,471 Well, I know how much you like playing it, 367 00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:23,906 so I thought we could do it together. 368 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:25,741 I mean, you can take some aggression out on me, 369 00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:27,209 and maybe you'll realize your old mom 370 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,677 isn't such a drag all the time. 371 00:16:31,214 --> 00:16:33,181 Paintball. 372 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:35,417 I like playing paintball with my friends. 373 00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:37,119 I'd rather shoot myself in the head 374 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,988 than run around the yard playing with my mom. 375 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:52,734 Marlene? 376 00:16:55,605 --> 00:16:57,572 Marlene? 377 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,683 What the... 378 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:43,352 Oh! Oh! Are... are you kidding me? 379 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,921 I am so, so sorry, Marlene. 380 00:17:45,922 --> 00:17:47,422 Get out of here. 381 00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:49,925 I tell you my name and now you're touching my face! 382 00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:51,626 - No. I-I-I brought you a latte. 383 00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:53,462 And now you're trying to scald me with it? 384 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,131 Then what? Burn my couch with me on it? 385 00:17:56,132 --> 00:17:57,299 No! 386 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,101 Do me a favor and forget my name. 387 00:17:59,102 --> 00:18:00,736 I was just trying to be neighborly. 388 00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:05,540 Get out doesn't mean run your mouth! 389 00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:41,843 Stainless steel, you are kind. 390 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:44,212 ♪ Felt ♪ 391 00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:45,847 ♪ so ♪ 392 00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:48,550 ♪ strange ♪ 393 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:52,454 ♪ all ♪ 394 00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,623 ♪ damn ♪ 395 00:18:54,624 --> 00:18:57,325 ♪ day ♪ 396 00:18:57,326 --> 00:19:01,296 ♪ after waking up ♪ 397 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:05,434 ♪ from this dream I had ♪ 398 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,537 ♪ this morning ♪ 399 00:19:10,139 --> 00:19:13,775 ♪ oh ♪ 400 00:19:13,776 --> 00:19:18,146 ♪ this morning ♪ 401 00:19:18,147 --> 00:19:21,316 ♪ oh... ♪ 402 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,921 Cathy? 403 00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:29,424 I know you're here 404 00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:31,293 'cause your car's in the driveway 405 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:34,629 and the smell of cruelty's in the air. 406 00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:38,567 Cathy? 407 00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:41,603 Don't you knock? 408 00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:43,271 On my own door? No. 409 00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:46,041 I'm not gonna do that. 410 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:48,176 Sorry if I'm not who you expected. 411 00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:50,245 I wasn't expecting anyone. 412 00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,680 What are you doing, honey? 413 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:54,749 You're lying naked in broad daylight 414 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,284 in the middle of our yard. 415 00:19:56,285 --> 00:19:58,220 I mean, I like it. Don't get me wrong. 416 00:19:58,221 --> 00:19:59,654 You remember when 417 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,356 we were on our honeymoon in France 418 00:20:01,357 --> 00:20:03,125 and we went to that topless beach, 419 00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:07,562 and there were women of all sizes and ages 420 00:20:07,563 --> 00:20:08,964 with their tops off, and I couldn't do it 421 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:12,601 because I felt so ugly? 422 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,102 Like I had to lose five pounds? 423 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,637 That my boobs were sagging? 424 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:17,239 But you know, I've been looking at old photographs, 425 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,440 and you know what? 426 00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:20,342 I was pretty cute back then 427 00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:22,144 but I couldn't feel it. 428 00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:24,212 And this is my fault? 429 00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:26,448 Because I told you to go topless in France. 430 00:20:26,449 --> 00:20:27,649 - No. - I did. 431 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,284 No, you didn't. 432 00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:32,988 You said you were worried about getting an erection. 433 00:20:32,989 --> 00:20:34,356 Speaking of which. 434 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,293 Well, what do you expect? 435 00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:41,363 I don't know. 436 00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:45,133 You want to do something about this? 437 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:48,937 Maybe. 438 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:50,572 - Maybe? - Yeah. 439 00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:53,308 I want to do it in the grass. 440 00:20:53,309 --> 00:20:54,342 Really? 441 00:20:55,945 --> 00:20:57,746 You want me to do you in the ass? 442 00:20:57,747 --> 00:20:59,748 No! 443 00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:02,017 Grass! Oh! 444 00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:03,785 I said grass! 445 00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:05,820 - I'm sorry. - Really, Paul? 446 00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,390 I... I mis... I... 447 00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,258 Wait. Oh, come on, that's it? 448 00:21:10,259 --> 00:21:11,426 Look, I have to go get dressed. 449 00:21:11,427 --> 00:21:12,594 I have to pick up Adam at Brent's. 450 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:13,895 Well, he's not there. 451 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,096 I just... I just dropped him off at school 452 00:21:15,097 --> 00:21:16,097 to get on the bus for camp. 453 00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:17,766 He said you changed your mind. 454 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:19,634 And you didn't think to check with me? 455 00:21:19,635 --> 00:21:21,436 Let him go, Cathy. 456 00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:23,905 Look, we could use this time to work on ourselves. 457 00:21:23,906 --> 00:21:25,740 I came here to tell you that our therapist 458 00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:27,776 had some great things to say after you left, 459 00:21:27,777 --> 00:21:29,578 and I'm gonna keep on seeing her, 460 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,012 and I'm gonna fix our marriage, 461 00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:32,414 even if I have to do it alone. 462 00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,049 I just... I need the summer, Paul. 463 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:36,518 Just give me that, please? 464 00:21:49,232 --> 00:21:51,199 Andrea! 465 00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,337 What are you doing? 466 00:21:55,338 --> 00:21:57,005 I'm exercising. 467 00:21:57,006 --> 00:21:58,139 Do you have your license? 468 00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,741 Yeah, but my picture sucks. 469 00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:01,610 I don't care. Get in. You're driving. 470 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,245 Really? 471 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,050 Why the fuck did you do that? 472 00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,286 'Cause I like you, Andrea. 473 00:22:19,061 --> 00:22:21,129 Holy shit, Mrs. Jamison. Get down! 474 00:22:22,431 --> 00:22:24,933 What are you doing? 475 00:22:24,934 --> 00:22:27,936 She ain't driving fast! 476 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,578 Wtf, Mrs. Jamison? 477 00:22:36,579 --> 00:22:37,812 What's up, man? 478 00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:42,317 Mrs. Jamison, what...? 479 00:22:42,318 --> 00:22:44,185 I have to get my son. 480 00:22:44,186 --> 00:22:46,888 - You hitting that, Adam? - Nice body, yeah! 481 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,356 Get off. 482 00:22:48,357 --> 00:22:50,759 No, I'm not gonna spend the entire summer 483 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,160 with my lunatic mother. 484 00:22:52,161 --> 00:22:54,829 You're gonna stop saying things like that. 485 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,131 I am not crazy 486 00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:57,999 because I want to spend time with you this summer. 487 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,834 I just miss you. 488 00:22:59,835 --> 00:23:01,903 I miss you so much. 489 00:23:01,904 --> 00:23:04,306 Mom, I haven't been gone an hour. 490 00:23:04,307 --> 00:23:07,008 When you were born, everyone said to me, 491 00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,777 "don't let your baby sleep in the bed with you. 492 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,546 You'll never get him out," but I couldn't help it. 493 00:23:11,547 --> 00:23:14,382 I pulled you into me and I... 494 00:23:14,383 --> 00:23:17,886 I put my face really close to your little face 495 00:23:17,887 --> 00:23:20,488 so I could feel you breathing in my mouth, 496 00:23:20,489 --> 00:23:21,656 and I knew you were safe. 497 00:23:21,657 --> 00:23:24,826 Just stop talking right now. 498 00:23:24,827 --> 00:23:27,962 Get off the bus, Adam. Please. 499 00:23:27,963 --> 00:23:29,464 No. 500 00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:32,867 Get off the bus. 501 00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:34,069 No! 502 00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:38,673 Get off the damn bus. 503 00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:42,410 - Stop it! Jesus! - Andrea! 504 00:23:42,411 --> 00:23:45,347 Who is this? Your... your big backup? 505 00:23:45,348 --> 00:23:46,314 Shoot him again. 506 00:23:48,317 --> 00:23:50,452 What? Fine. Fine. 507 00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:51,920 Behave yourself, Adam. 508 00:23:51,921 --> 00:23:53,521 - Say good-bye to your mommy, Adam. 509 00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:55,357 Okay. 510 00:23:55,358 --> 00:23:57,859 Sorry. 511 00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:59,627 Sorry about this, everyone. 512 00:23:59,628 --> 00:24:03,998 You... Enjoy soccer camp. 513 00:24:03,999 --> 00:24:06,368 And don't... don't bully anybody 514 00:24:06,369 --> 00:24:08,703 and remember to hang up your clothes 515 00:24:08,704 --> 00:24:11,539 when you take them off. 516 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:14,142 I like you, bitch. 517 00:24:18,647 --> 00:24:20,515 Back off. Oh, shit. 518 00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:23,752 Adam. 519 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,620 Adam. 520 00:24:25,621 --> 00:24:27,355 Even though you said that you hate me, 521 00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:29,090 I know that you don't. 522 00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:30,392 And no matter how many times you have to say it 523 00:24:30,393 --> 00:24:31,926 in order to get your feelings out, 524 00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:34,763 I don't want you to look back and hate yourself 525 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,564 because I know it's not true. 526 00:24:36,565 --> 00:24:38,400 And even if it is now, 527 00:24:38,401 --> 00:24:40,668 I know that it won't be eventually. 528 00:24:50,312 --> 00:24:51,980 So I'm keeping him home. 529 00:24:51,981 --> 00:24:53,415 Good move. 530 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:55,583 You're gonna be real popular this summer. 531 00:24:55,584 --> 00:24:59,587 I have no idea who I'm gonna be this summer. 532 00:24:59,588 --> 00:25:01,956 Do you have any more of Adam's shirts with you? 533 00:25:01,957 --> 00:25:03,057 It's cold out here. 534 00:25:03,058 --> 00:25:05,527 It's at least eight degrees colder 535 00:25:05,528 --> 00:25:07,228 than it was this time last year. 536 00:25:07,229 --> 00:25:09,664 Thanks, everybody. 537 00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:16,037 Did any of your friends 538 00:25:16,038 --> 00:25:19,507 ever think I was cute in high school? 539 00:25:19,508 --> 00:25:21,743 Go on, you heard me. You know what I mean, though. 540 00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:23,711 Like, did they ever say, like, 541 00:25:23,712 --> 00:25:26,448 "dude, your sister's hot," 542 00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:28,450 or, "I'd really like to tap your sister's ass." 543 00:25:28,451 --> 00:25:32,287 - Oh, my God. Such a dead-on impression of my friends. 544 00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:33,888 It really takes me back. 545 00:25:33,889 --> 00:25:34,956 Okay, never mind. 546 00:25:34,957 --> 00:25:36,257 You're the only one 547 00:25:36,258 --> 00:25:37,659 who's allowed to say what's on their mind. 548 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,360 That's fine. 549 00:25:39,361 --> 00:25:40,995 I did. 550 00:25:40,996 --> 00:25:43,631 You did what? 551 00:25:43,632 --> 00:25:46,201 I thought you were hot. 552 00:25:46,202 --> 00:25:47,635 You did? 553 00:25:47,636 --> 00:25:50,738 Yeah, I... oh. 554 00:25:50,739 --> 00:25:53,675 I can't believe I'm finally telling you this. 555 00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:57,479 Um, look, I know this is gonna sound sick to you, 556 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,317 but try not to judge for one second in your life. 557 00:26:02,318 --> 00:26:04,886 I used to imagine you were my girlfriend. 558 00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,387 Really? 559 00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:07,722 I think that's why we fought all the time, 560 00:26:07,723 --> 00:26:09,724 because there was just, you know, 561 00:26:09,725 --> 00:26:12,160 so much frustration on my part. 562 00:26:12,161 --> 00:26:15,296 And then I read the hotel new Hampshire, 563 00:26:15,297 --> 00:26:17,098 and I felt such a sense of relief, 564 00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:18,800 because he writes about the sexual tension 565 00:26:18,801 --> 00:26:20,602 between the brother and the sister, 566 00:26:20,603 --> 00:26:25,340 and I thought maybe I wasn't totally nuts. 567 00:26:25,341 --> 00:26:26,941 Are you judging me? 568 00:26:26,942 --> 00:26:28,543 No, no. 569 00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:31,980 Then, um, then I have to tell you something else. 570 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:36,117 Physically, Cathy, you have been 571 00:26:36,118 --> 00:26:39,020 and will always be 572 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:40,889 the grossest person on earth to me! 573 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,324 You're such a jackass. 574 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:45,260 Shut... shut up! Whoo! 575 00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:47,629 You are so gullible that it is not even fun! 576 00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:50,932 Oh, stop it! Jackass! You're a jackass! 577 00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:53,568 My name is Cathy and my shit doesn't stink! 578 00:26:53,569 --> 00:26:56,271 Say it! It smells like roses! 579 00:26:56,471 --> 00:27:06,671 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 580 00:27:14,256 --> 00:27:19,827 ♪ The storm is coming ♪ 581 00:27:19,828 --> 00:27:26,000 ♪ but I don't mind ♪ 582 00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:31,439 ♪ people are dying ♪ 583 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:37,412 ♪ I close my blinds ♪ 584 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,447 ♪ all that I know ♪ 585 00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:44,419 ♪ is I'm breathing now ♪ 586 00:27:54,363 --> 00:28:00,001 ♪ all that I know is I'm breathing ♪ 587 00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:05,807 ♪ all I can do is keep breathing ♪ 588 00:28:05,808 --> 00:28:08,408 ♪ all we can do ♪